i want flawless eyebrows so i can rule the world
Things I will forever be upset about:
1. I don’t know what my Patronus is
2. I don’t know what Amortentia smells like to me
3. I don’t know what I’d see in the Mirror of Erised
4. I don’t know what my Boggart would be
5. I don’t know for sure what house I would be in
6. I don’t know the specifications of my wand are.
7. I don’t know if I’m a good Quidditch player or not
BEST PHOTO IN EXISTENCE.
I love how it’s only over that town, like Nature decided to just fuck their day up.
fuck this place in particular
“r u a top or a bottom”
what do you mean like bunk beds or mario kart or what
have you ever looked a horse in their eyes?? there is absolutely nothing going on in there. no remorse or regret. horses dont have souls and cant be held morally accountable for their earthly sins and this is why i fucking hate horses
[ding dong, ding dong]
Hello, sir and/or madam! Have you heard the good news?
My main goal in life is to go to my high school reunion looking hot as fuck
if you’re hot and you follow me and I don’t follow you. you need to fucking speak up
YOU GOTTA FIGHT………….FOR YOUR RIGHT…………….to have basic reproductive rights and control over your body there is no punchline here it is literally 2013 and white republican men are still breaking rules so that you can’t own your vagina.